Windmills Do Not Work That Way!!!!

In case you needed any more reason to roll your eyes at the average "independent" voter, new research shows that independents tend to believe, or not believe, in man-made climate change depending on the weather that day. Also, Republicans still don't believe in it. Because you know, who listens to things like facts and science?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You guys know we're almost definitely going to die from climate change, right? It is one of my biggest fears besides improvisational comedy.

Voting population, I cannot with you sometimes.