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Thursday, May 3, 2012

While You Were Sleeping...

In preparation for my triumphant return to blogging, I thought I would catch this space up on some rather important news. (Is it news if it happened weeks ago?) Santorum dropped out. (Don't worry, I'm sure the maid will be by soon.)

Because he wants to ensure that the Leftist-Homoerotic-Hippie will stand by the GOP's GOB (Good Old Bigotry/Bullshit, not this guy) Santorum has yet to endorse Romney. Sure anyone can say equal marriage is wrong, but you really gotta get in there and compare it to dog f***ing.

Endorsement coming soon to a bigoted theater near you.

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